spending too much money on Cameo

Brittany Broski
14 Mar 202420:22

Summary

TLDRIn this entertaining script, the speaker embarks on a Cameo Escapade, exploring the platform's comedic potential by ordering personalized video messages from various celebrities within a $500 budget. The video features a diverse range of talent, from musician Kenny G to Santa Claus, each providing unique and humorous messages. The speaker's interactions with the cameos are filled with laughter and surprise, showcasing the joy of connecting with idols in a personal way.

Takeaways

  • 🎉 The speaker is excited to explore Cameo as a source of comedic potential and plans to invest $500 in it as an early birthday present to themselves.
  • 🎮 The speaker intends to play a game with Cameo, ordering personalized video messages from various celebrities within their budget constraints.
  • 🎵 Kenny G's Cameo is highly valued by the speaker, who is willing to spend over half of their budget on a message from him.
  • 🎅 The speaker also opts for a Cameo from Santa Claus, intrigued by the logistics of his flight path and the nature of his elves' work.
  • 🤣 The speaker humorously debates the budget for different celebrities' Cameos, considering the worth and entertainment value.
  • 🎁 The anticipation builds as the speaker waits for the Cameos to arrive, planning to review them in a follow-up video.
  • 📦 Upon receiving the Cameos, the speaker is pleasantly surprised and shares their reactions to each video message.
  • 💌 The speaker sends a Kenny G Cameo to their parents for their 22nd anniversary, adding a personal touch to the gift.
  • 😂 The speaker enjoys the humor and absurdity in the Cameos, particularly the roast from Nick Colletti and the pep talk from Elmo.
  • 🌟 The speaker appreciates the genuine advice from Simon, an Irishman, on how to attract an Irish partner, despite the comedic approach.
  • 🎬 The Cameo videos serve as a source of joy, entertainment, and personal connection for the speaker and their loved ones.

Q & A

  • What is the main purpose of the video?

    -The main purpose of the video is to showcase the process of ordering and receiving personalized video messages, or 'cameos', from various celebrities and public figures through the Cameo platform as a form of entertainment and gifting.

  • How much budget does the speaker allocate for the Cameo Escapade?

    -The speaker allocates $500 for the Cameo Escapade.

  • Which celebrity did the speaker decide to purchase a Cameo from first?

    -The speaker decided to purchase a Cameo from Kenny G first.

  • What special occasion does the speaker plan to use the Kenny G Cameo for?

    -The speaker plans to use the Kenny G Cameo for their parents' 22nd wedding anniversary.

  • What is the speaker's reaction to the price of Kenny G's Cameo?

    -The speaker is surprised by the price of Kenny G's Cameo, considering it expensive, but ultimately deems it worth it for the personal value it holds.

  • Which character does the speaker get a Cameo from for comedic effect?

    -The speaker gets a Cameo from Elmo for comedic effect.

  • What advice does Adam from Bumble give to the speaker regarding finding an Irishman?

    -Adam advises the speaker to play to their strengths, such as being from Texas and liking Hosier, and to avoid referring to Ireland as part of the UK or Britain.

  • What does Nick Colletti do in his Cameo?

    -Nick Colletti performs a roast for the speaker, making humorous and playful jokes at her expense.

  • What is the main concern the speaker has about Santa's Cameo?

    -The speaker is humorously concerned about Santa's authenticity and the fact that he has their accent, which makes them feel a bit uneasy.

  • How does the speaker feel about the overall experience of receiving Cameos?

    -The speaker feels that the experience is enjoyable and worthwhile, as it brought them joy and a sense of fulfillment, despite acknowledging the lack of practical value.

  • Which Cameo does the speaker consider the most valuable and why?

    -The speaker considers the Kenny G Cameo the most valuable because it holds personal significance as a gift for their parents' anniversary and because of the emotional connection they have with Kenny G's music.

Outlines

00:00

🎉 Birthday Celebration and Cameo Escapade

The speaker expresses excitement for their early birthday celebration by exploring Cameo, a platform with untapped comedic potential. They plan to invest $500 into personalized video messages from celebrities, acknowledging the budget constraints and the need for worthiness in their choices. The speaker humorously addresses their business manager and outlines a plan to review and select Cameo messages, anticipating their arrival in five to six days. They emphasize the value of patience in receiving these personalized gifts, contrasting it with the instant gratification culture.

05:00

🤔 Budgeting for Cameo Choices

The speaker continues their Cameo exploration, considering various celebrities and their prices. They express enthusiasm for Kenny G and decide to purchase a message, despite it consuming a significant portion of their budget. The speaker also contemplates messages from other celebrities like Chris T and Elmo, eventually settling on a message from Santa Claus. They humorously discuss the logistics of ordering Cameos and the excitement of waiting for these personalized messages to arrive.

10:03

🎁 Receiving and Reacting to Cameos

Upon receiving the Cameos, the speaker shares their reactions to the videos. They are particularly moved by the message from Elmo, which serves as a motivational pep talk, and from Adam, who provides advice on dating an Irishman. The speaker also reacts to a roast from Nick Colletti and a heartfelt message from Kenny G for their parents' anniversary. Each cameo brings a unique experience, and the speaker appreciates the joy and humor these personalized messages bring.

15:03

🌟 Cameo Experience Reflection

The speaker reflects on the entire Cameo experience, expressing gratitude for the joy it brought. They share their surprise at the length and content of Santa Claus's message and discuss the logistics of his flight path. The speaker also humorously considers getting a tattoo based on a phrase from one of the Cameos. They conclude by appreciating the Cameos for their entertainment value and the positive impact on their mood.

20:06

💌 Closing Remarks and Acknowledgments

In the final paragraph, the speaker wraps up their video by expressing love and appreciation for their audience. They encourage viewers to comment, show love, and engage with their content. The speaker also acknowledges their parents for participating in the video, their sister for her help, and the editor for their work. They promote their merch, channel, and podcast, inviting viewers to continue engaging with their content.

Mindmap

Keywords

💡Cameo Escapade

The term 'Cameo Escapade' refers to the speaker's adventure or journey in using Cameo, a platform where fans can pay for personalized video messages from their favorite celebrities or characters. In the context of the video, it signifies the speaker's intention to explore and utilize Cameo for entertainment and personal purposes, spending a significant amount of money on it.

💡untapped comedic potential

This phrase suggests that the Cameo platform has not yet been fully explored for its humor or comedic possibilities. The speaker believes that by using Cameo to request personalized messages from celebrities and characters, they can create entertaining content that may not have been previously considered.

💡budget

In the context of the video, 'budget' refers to the allocated amount of money the speaker is willing to spend on Cameo to purchase personalized video messages. The speaker mentions a specific budget of $500 and discusses how they will allocate these funds among different celebrities and characters.

💡Kenny G

Kenny G is a renowned American saxophonist known for his smooth jazz style. In the video, the speaker expresses a strong desire to purchase a personalized video message from Kenny G on Cameo, indicating his admiration for the musician and the value he places on the potential comedic content of such a message.

💡personalized messages

Personalized messages refer to the customized video messages that users can request and purchase from celebrities or characters on the Cameo platform. These messages are tailored to the buyer's specifications and often include greetings, birthday wishes, or other special messages.

💡waiting for the gift

This phrase metaphorically describes the anticipation and patience required when ordering a Cameo, as the user must wait for the celebrity or character to record and send their personalized video message. The speaker contrasts this with the instant gratification of other forms of entertainment, highlighting that Cameos involve a delay in receiving the content.

💡British accent

A 'British accent' refers to the various accents and pronunciations characteristic of speakers from the United Kingdom. In the video, the speaker encounters a Cameo from a character with a British accent, which adds to the comedic and entertaining value of the message.

💡Caitlyn Jenner

Caitlyn Jenner is a former Olympic gold medal-winning decathlete and reality television star, known for her transition and advocacy work. In the context of the video, the speaker expresses a desire to purchase a personalized video message from Caitlyn Jenner on Cameo for a friend, indicating her popularity and the perceived value of such a message.

💡TikToker

A 'TikToker' is a content creator on the social media platform TikTok, known for making and sharing short videos. In the video, the speaker browses Cameo looking for TikTokers and other celebrities to purchase personalized messages from, highlighting the platform's diverse range of available personalities.

💡roast

A 'roast' is a form of humor where one person makes jokes at the expense of another, often in a lighthearted and comedic manner. In the video, the speaker requests a roast from a specific individual on Cameo, indicating their appreciation for this type of comedy and their willingness to engage in it.

Highlights

The speaker expresses excitement about using Cameo and its untapped comedic potential.

The speaker plans to spend $500 on Cameo and is willing to adjust the budget if necessary.

Kenny G is mentioned as a Cameo option, and the speaker is enthusiastic about the possibility of getting a message from him.

The speaker decides to purchase a Cameo from Kenny G, despite it being over half of the budget.

Elmo is another Cameo option the speaker considers, noting the British accent of the character.

The speaker opts to get a Cameo from Santa Claus, intrigued by the character's logistics and flight path.

Caitlyn Jenner's Cameo is mentioned as being priced at $2500, which the speaker finds expensive but considers for a friend.

The speaker contemplates getting a Cameo from Chris da Tre, but ultimately prioritizes Kenny G.

The speaker books a Cameo from Elmo for motivational purposes, asking for a pep talk.

A Cameo from Adam from Bumble is requested for advice on dating an Irishman.

Nick Colletti is chosen for a roast, and the speaker anticipates a humorous response.

The speaker receives a heartfelt Cameo from Kenny G for their parents' anniversary.

Elmo's Cameo motivates the speaker with a pep talk, pushing them to work harder.

Adam from Bumble provides genuine advice on how to connect with an Irishman, emphasizing cultural differences.

Nick Colletti's roast is playful and humorous, with a diaper-themed song.

Santa Claus's Cameo is lengthy and detailed, discussing the logistics of his flight path and the nature of his elves' work.

The speaker's investment in Cameos brings them joy and a sense of fulfillment.

The speaker values the Cameo from Kenny G as the best gift for their parents, earning the title of 'number one daughter of the year'.

Transcripts

00:00

hello and welcome brosi Nation welcome

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back to the channel I feel like as an

00:05

early birthday present to myself I want

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to do a little a little Cameo Escapade I

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think Cameo is a well of untapped

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comedic potential I want to do a little

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game I'm going to a lot myself and if

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you're my business manager watching this

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sorry I'm working you know what I mean

00:24

$500 $500 and I have to budget

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accordingly and if some are more

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expensive than others it'll have to be

00:31

worth it okay and will I change the

00:32

rules maybe yeah it'll depend on kind of

00:35

what we find what I'm rocking with what

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I'm loving so I'm going to order all

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these right now I'm going to go through

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and look what's on here and then we'll

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be back in like five six days when all

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the cameos have come in CU of course you

00:46

have to give the talent time to record

00:48

the art the art has to be made before

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you can enjoy it right that instant

00:52

gratification we're not doing that with

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CIO they make you wait for it okay you

00:55

got to you got to wait for that gift but

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for right now let's go through and see

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what we can find now okay for the

01:02

musicians I'm already seeing I think

01:04

that's Kenny G I love Kenny G if Kenny

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G's on Cameo [ __ ] I bet they I bet

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they're real Chris

01:13

Tre no [ __ ] way

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$375 is

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crazy I love kitty cheese like this this

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is really cool I am ready willing and

01:28

able to send out beautiful messages for

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you and also beautiful melodies for you

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to those people that are special to you

01:34

you think he'll play

01:39

this I need c from Kitty G there's

01:42

people out here that really care about

01:44

you and you busted out

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yes wait I'm actually not [ __ ] joking

01:51

in the slightest I'm going to buy one of

01:53

these from from Kenny G that's like over

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half of my budget it's worth it that's

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number one

01:58

okay from Big Time Rush aren't they on

02:02

tour I cannot believe I'm going to get a

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cameo from Kitty G

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I'm

02:10

leox you don't look a die over this is

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insane dude I guess this is like the

02:17

equivalent of what You' pay for a meet

02:18

and greet like back in the day oh my God

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during electri period I feel like I need

02:22

one from Chris doy dude but I would

02:24

rather spend my money on a k

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G1 okay let's go look at other

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categories Elmo we could buy one from

02:32

Elmo holy [ __ ] this dude [ __ ] this

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dude is a menace have y'all seen him big

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beep B me sexy be be gymnastic no be be

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people I'm here I'm on Cameo he's

02:48

British of course he's British Santa

02:52

okay we'll get one from Santa oh yeah

02:54

let's go actors

02:58

price no [ __ ] shot Caitlyn Jenner on

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K

03:05

me

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$2500 everybody Caitlyn Jenner here uh I

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am getting involved with I have to get

03:14

one for my best I have to get a Caitlyn

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Jenner Cameo for Taylor right now all

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right guys go fund me in the comments

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below for a cameo from Caitlyn

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Jenner not Logan Roy G

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they've got oh you know they're having

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[ __ ] Tom Fon reach sex audios dude

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you know

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it I don't know why I'm doing it by most

03:44

expensive I just kind of want to see

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who's on here let's do voice actors he's

03:48

hot what was he in what does he do I

03:51

need him how about for kids y cocomelon

03:56

do you think it's animated let's say for

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instance I want Thomas the Tank Engine

04:00

Cameo it's animated chug chug wo I'm

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Thomas the number one engine here on

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Cameo with a special it's literally just

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like an AI generated like hello and

04:10

happy birthday to Kyle he is turning

04:13

four hello and happy birthday to Kyle

04:15

from Thomas Tage and you're turning four

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and then Kyle's

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like Thomas Knows My Name happy birthday

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to Thomas from tanking athletes now if

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Sam Hartman were to be on

04:27

Cameo do you think

04:34

y'all are lucky Sam Harman is not on

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this app y'all are

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lucky I need one from him I love him I

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love him dude don't go to therapy drink

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yourself to death be a man I need one

04:44

from

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Nick I need one from Nick colleti okay

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okay if I do Kenny G he's 375 okay I

04:53

need that for me this is for my birthday

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I don't give a [ __ ] 500 minus 375 I have

05:00

[ __ ] $125 to work with Santa Claus

05:03

perhaps yep we'll do Elmo Chris da Tre

05:06

195 it's out of the budget dude hey

05:09

what's up everybody I know a lot of you

05:10

have been asking I have I have been and

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you know what I'm about to say that's

05:15

real controversial would Chris T is sexy

05:19

dude I don't care I don't care okay

05:21

let's buy Elmo and friends first pep

05:23

talk myself Britney can you tell me to

05:28

get my ass up and work

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can

05:30

[Music]

05:32

you can you tell me to get my ass up and

05:35

work can you nag at me and really tell

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me to get my [ __ ] together for the

05:38

family or you're going to leave me tell

05:40

me to stop being lazy and show up for

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our kids thanks

05:44

Elmo continue so that was 33 bucks [ __ ]

05:49

book another one I ask him a question

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what's the question I have how do I get

05:55

a man to ask me on a date what's

05:57

something you want Boston be a man to

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know about you I have a big forehead and

06:02

small lips I'm funny but my energy is

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offputting help me Boston be a man this

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is too easy cuz I loaded my card in here

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okay $ 7590 we're at $109 that's two why

06:15

is Kenny G so goddamn expensive I need

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one from Kenny G wait okay I'm going to

06:21

book this but I'm going to I'm going to

06:23

hello when did Mom and Dad get

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married what year I can't remember I was

06:30

in the wedding I have to double check

06:32

hold on if I'm going to buy this for my

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parents anniversary I think it was 2002

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so 22 years all right let's book it

06:39

Kenny G my parents 22nd anniversary you

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soundtracked their wedding Montage my

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mom loves you and so do I a bit of

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forever in love thanks Kenny wait I'm so

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excited I can't believe I'm about to pay

07:02

$400 for a kitty G Cameo worth it screw

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it dude I broke the rules cuz I love my

07:07

parents maybe I make the budget $600 cuz

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that just threw a wrench in the whole

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thing dude we'll do two more let me book

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one from Nick ketti I'm kind of friends

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with Nick so I See This Could You

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Freestyle whatever's on your heart okay

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44 bucks period Down the Hatch okay what

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do we got 153 plus

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$412 565 okay I can do one more let's do

07:29

one one more chatry can't afford you

07:31

brother that would have been real let's

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do one from Santa Santa I am curious

07:36

about the logistics of your flight path

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how do you enter different country's

07:42

airspace without being shot down do you

07:45

have trade agreements and are the elves

07:47

paid a salary or hourly thanks love you

07:52

done 1650 we could do one more let's see

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what Tik tocker is on Cameo Jesus Christ

07:58

hell yeah be oh B Adam from Bumble a for

08:02

our de tonight at eight you are very

08:06

excited for your de at it yeah I need

08:09

one from him how do I bag an Irishman

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Simon I am relying on your wisdom and

08:15

good graces to help me tap into the

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mindset of the Irishman of my dreams I

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am from Texas I love

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Hosier there's not really much else to

08:26

share and I yearn for a life in the

08:29

Irish Countryside help 66 my business

08:33

manager needs a raise a total of $

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64750 were spent today on this [ __ ]

08:42

so once these cameos come in full film

08:45

part two and now we

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wait okay guys it's time all the cameos

08:53

came in I'm so excited I'll be honest I

08:56

forgot what I typed so these are going

08:58

to be kind of a a pleasant little

09:00

surprise to me because when I film

09:01

YouTube videos I black out so let's see

09:03

what Elmo has to say let's let's see

09:05

what Elmo's rocking with hi Bry hi Elmo

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here today to give you the ultimate pep

09:12

talk now Elmo is so tired of you just

09:16

sitting around get off your lazy ass and

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get up and go to

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work I mean really Britney really you

09:26

got to get your [ __ ] together for your

09:28

family or I'm almost going to leave yeah

09:31

I'm almost going to walk right out like

09:34

that Elma please so get your [ __ ] again

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get up and go to work and show up for

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your kids can you do that for Elmo yes I

09:42

can do that for Elmo after all you're

09:44

Britney [ __ ] it's Britney

09:47

[ __ ] that's crazy that's crazy now get

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your off your ass and get the away right

09:54

now okay you made a promise to AO now

09:58

don't break it

10:00

I may thy

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knife May thy knife chip and shatter

10:05

Elmo I will not betray you I will not

10:07

let you down holy [ __ ] why was that act

10:10

I feel like actually I could go conquer

10:12

the world I could do anything I'm

10:14

literally I'm saving

10:16

this I'm saving this for when I need it

10:19

damn that was so real his ass made me

10:21

promise too if I break that promise I

10:23

think I actually go to hell I think

10:24

that's how that works okay let's see

10:26

what Adam from Bumble has to say I

10:28

forget what I asked Adam from bubble to

10:29

say too hello Britney Simon here thank

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you very much for sending through your

10:34

advice Cameo I'll do my best to try and

10:36

help you out and give you some advice on

10:38

how to find the perfect Irishman uh

10:42

desire I can only assume comes from the

10:44

fact that there are a lot of successful

10:46

Irish actors right now not all of us are

10:48

like that I have to warn you but my

10:51

advice Britney would be to play to your

10:53

strengths you mentioned you're from

10:56

Texas playing to my strengths arm

10:58

wrestling

11:00

playing to my strengths I've got a wide

11:02

back I could be offensive I could play

11:05

offense I would say play that up much

11:08

like how you seem to find the Rainy

11:11

perpetually cold Irish Countryside sort

11:14

of romantic and mystical irish guys are

11:17

going to feel the same way about the sun

11:19

soaked Cowboy ranches of Texas you also

11:22

said you're into Hosier bring that up

11:25

that's a good conversation starter not

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all Irish men will want to talk about

11:29

Hosier because there's a lot of mudgy

11:31

and jealousy in Ireland we have an

11:33

internal War okay so we have an internal

11:36

culture War within Ireland of people

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being jealous of hosier this is lore

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this is lore and my final and most

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important piece of advice would be to

11:45

never ever ever mention Ireland as part

11:48

of the UK or Britain because we're not

11:51

it's a mistake I'm not saying it's a

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mistake you would make but it is a

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mistake that a lot of Americans do make

11:56

and it's very infuriating so if you

11:58

followed those pieces of advice I'd say

12:00

you'll be in with a very strong chance

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of finding your dream Irish man and

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living your dream life hope is here hope

12:07

is possible we've achieved it and I wish

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you all the best of luck on your journey

12:12

Britney you can do this I believe in you

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best of luck it's a very like

12:17

genuine video he like really was trying

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to help

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me his ass is really trying to help me

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he was like all right this [ __ ] needs

12:28

some advice uh I'll do my best thank you

12:31

Simon for this really beautiful piece of

12:33

advice yeah he raises a good point I

12:35

should be an offensive lineman I should

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be challenging more men to physical

12:40

duels I should be uh wearing like a wolf

12:43

skin or a bear skin to intimidate my

12:45

rivals and by Rivals I mean potential

12:47

sexual partners thank you for the advice

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let's go Nick colleti my boy oh [ __ ] I

12:53

asked him to do a roast what's the HS

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this one's for Britney

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brosi Britney is so cool she's got a

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little pool in a PO poo he

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hey Britney you're the

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[ __ ] hey yo Britney you're the [ __ ] I'm

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about to take a [ __ ] a diaper is on my

13:13

dick and my dick is do a [ __ ] I got the

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[ __ ] diaper on it's a diaper song

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yeah this a diaper

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song what

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else you're going to edit this right

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please nope okay my name is Britney

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broki and yeah I'm roasting I'm smoking

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smoke weed I like to smoke weed I got my

13:33

[ __ ] diaper on yeah this a diaper

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song yeah I'm a smoking hey yeah I'm

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joking is he like on the side of the

13:44

highway like did he step out of his job

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to come film this for me Nick where the

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[ __ ] are

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you wait for these cars to pass real

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quick okay they call me Britney broki I

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[ __ ] smoke weed I got my diaper on

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yeah this is the diaper song they call

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me Broski [ __ ] with a roasty I'm

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[ __ ] roasting baby with a roasty okay

14:08

Harry Styles made me a

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bracelet that bracelet was sick what is

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he talking about poop in a

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hoe so

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Ric that is so [ __ ] ridiculous [ __ ]

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thanks Nick love you needed that I

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really needed that today I really needed

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to hear that today Kenny G okay I'm

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going to send this to my parents and

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we'll get on a call with them let's go

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oh where you are you see us I haven't

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seen this so I'm going to watch it too

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how can I pop my phone up so we can

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watch this thing just hold it down just

14:46

hold it hi Jeff hi Melissa Kenny G here

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surprise this is from Britney happy

14:52

anniversary 22 years that is very

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impressive and I know my music was part

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of that special day let me remind you

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with my song Forever in

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[Music]

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[Music]

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love that was a long time ago that was

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so

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sweet

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[Music]

15:31

all right guys happy anniversary and

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many more thank you Kenny you'll be good

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God

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bless thank you Kenny we'll see

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you oh that is so sweet okay I thought

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it was Stephen Tyler I'm going to be

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honest you said both of us and I'm like

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what would both of us and I thought yeah

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I never would have guessed that I would

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not have guessed that I would not have

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guessed that well thank you that was

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fantastic happy early

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anniversary a thank you well I'm glad

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y'all liked it thanks for thanks for

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being a part of my video okay Boston be

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a man I'm so excited Boston be a man I

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love these guys what did I ask I don't

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remember hey Britney I hear you having

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trouble getting do ASI out but you

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identified yourself as loud and

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intimidating so that might be the issue

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sweetheart false adverage just to get

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them in the door when all those fails

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dump them out and ask whoever you want

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be them in

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okay A little unclear

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on little unclear on the Todo list here

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false advertise just to get them in the

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door lie lie to okay I can lie all those

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feels dump them out and ask whoever you

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want what do we think dump dump them out

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means be them

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in okay be silent don't make noise and

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dump them out I'm going to get dump them

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out tattooed don't know what it means

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all right last one we've got Santa Santa

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Claus this is four minutes long [ __ ] me

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hello it's me Santa the big guy with a

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great big charges this Santa has felony

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charges he's got that look in his eye

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dude I can see it I can see it for a

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young lady I love and admire more and

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more every day as she just makes the

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spirit bright he wants me you admire me

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every day you think about me every day

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Nick St Nick I know that you are curious

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about a lot of things in particular the

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logistics of my flight path and I'm here

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to entertain all your questions I forgot

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I asked

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him I forgot I asked him how he enters

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different countries airspaces I do uh

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recollect that now I do remember that

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now so let's see what he's got to say

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I'm welcome in all countries and have a

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universal tracker mounted under the hood

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of my sleigh which sends out a universal

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signal to all whose air space I cross

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into and many times I am given a first

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class military escort there you go that

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answers a lot of my questions to be

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honest I'm also glad we have two more

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[ __ ] minutes left of this c as they

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believe in the mission I am on peace

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Good Will to all men yeah this man is a