I Tested Every Tesla Product!

Unspeakable Studios
10 Mar 202409:55

Summary

TLDRIn this entertaining and humorous product review, the team tests a variety of Tesla merchandise, from the quirky Cyberstein glass to the functional Elon Musk cologne. They put each item through its paces, attempting to cook a steak with a rocket's torch, branding a steak with an iron, and testing the off-road capabilities of a mini Cybertruck. The results are a mix of laughter and surprise, with ratings ranging from one to five stars, reflecting the products' performance and entertainment value.

Takeaways

  • πŸ•ΆοΈ Tesla offers a variety of unique products, including glasses for drinks and a Cyberstein.
  • πŸ₯€ The Cyberstein has a design flaw with its kickstand, making it unstable when placed down without the stand.
  • 🍺 Tesla mugs have a triangular base and a beefy handle, but using them for 'Cheers' is awkward.
  • 🌟 The burnt hair product is a mysterious item from Elon Musk that is described as cologne but has an unpleasant smell.
  • πŸš€ A SpaceX rocket with a torch is tested for cooking steak, showing its potential but impracticality for actual cooking.
  • πŸ”₯ The Elon flamethrower is used to brand a steak with the Tesla logo, demonstrating its branding capability.
  • πŸ”§ A Tesla iron is tested for branding steaks, but its practicality is questioned.
  • 🎺 The Cyber whistle, resembling a Cybertruck, is tested for its sound range and is highly praised.
  • πŸš€ A small rocket is tested but doesn't perform as expected, only receiving three stars due to its lack of power.
  • πŸš™ The Tesla Cybertruck Hot Wheels car is tested for durability and performance, but it ends up with scratches and doesn't perform well off-road.
  • 🏎️ The Cybertruck RC car and Cyber ATV are tested, with the ATV failing to perform off-road, receiving a 4.5 out of 5 for on-road performance.

Q & A

  • What is the first Tesla product mentioned in the script?

    -The first Tesla product mentioned is the Tesla glasses, which are not for the eyes but for the drink.

  • What is the name of the Tesla glass with a design flaw?

    -The Tesla glass with a design flaw is called the Cyberstein.

  • How does the Cyberstein's design flaw affect its use?

    -The design flaw of the Cyberstein causes it to not stay upright when set down without the kickstand, making it unstable for placing juice blocks in it.

  • What is the rating given to the Tesla mug by the reviewer?

    -The Tesla mug was given a rating of 2.5 stars by the reviewer due to its awkward design.

  • What is the Elon Musk product that the reviewer finds mysterious?

    -The mysterious Elon Musk product is a burnt hair, which is literally what it says on the product.

  • How does the reviewer describe the smell of the burnt hair product?

    -The reviewer describes the smell of the burnt hair product as disgusting, similar to cigarettes and an Elon space shuttle.

  • What is the outcome of attempting to cook a steak with the Elon rocket's torch?

    -The steak could be cooked with the Elon rocket's torch, but it would take around 20 minutes and might not be fully cooked as it was only almost cooked on one side after testing.

  • How does the Tesla iron work and what was tested with it?

    -The Tesla iron works by heating up to brand a steak with the Tesla logo. The reviewer attempted to brand the steak and then proceeded to cook it using the Elon flamethrower.

  • What is the rating given to the Cyber whistle?

    -The Cyber whistle was given a rating of five stars by the reviewer, who praised its solid metal construction and loud sound that could be heard from over 500 feet away.

  • What was the reviewer's experience with the Tesla belt buckle?

    -The reviewer found the Tesla belt buckle to be solid metal and nice, giving it a positive impression of not messing with Tesla.

  • How well did the Tesla Cyber truck perform in the mud during the test?

    -The Tesla Cyber truck did not perform well in the mud, as it got stuck and could not move, even in a small mud pit, leading to a rating of 4 and a half out of 5.

Outlines

00:00

πŸ•ΆοΈ Tesla Product Reviews: From Glasses to Rockets

The video begins with a humorous take on Tesla's diverse product range, starting with the Tesla glasses designed for drinks, humorously named 'Cyberstein'. The review highlights a design flaw in the glass and a peculiar mug with a triangular base. The segment continues with a critique of a burnt hair product, a cologne that smells terrible, and a space shuttle-like missile with a torch. The team attempts to cook a steak with the torch, branding it with the Tesla logo and even trying to cook it on a makeshift grill using an Elon flamethrower. The segment ends with a review of the Cyber whistle, a solid metal whistle that can be heard from 500 ft away, and a Tesla belt buckle made of solid metal.

05:00

πŸš€ Testing Tesla's Unconventional Products

The second paragraph delves into more unconventional Tesla products, including a rocket that doesn't quite meet expectations, the highly anticipated Tesla Cybertruck in the form of a Hot Wheels car, and a remote-controlled Cybertruck with an ATV attachment. The review humorously points out the product's shortcomings, such as the Cybertruck's lack of scratch resistance and its poor off-roading capabilities on a small mud pit. The segment concludes with a low rating for the ATV's off-road performance and a brief mention of Tesla backpacks and a playful chase with a backpack-wearing reviewer.

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Keywords

πŸ’‘Tesla

Tesla is an American electric vehicle and clean energy company known for its innovative products and CEO, Elon Musk. In the context of the video, it refers to the brand and the various products tested, such as Tesla glasses, a burnt hair cologne, a rocket, and the Cyber truck.

πŸ’‘Cyberstein

Cyberstein appears to be a play on words combining 'cyber' and 'stein', possibly referencing a glass or mug with a futuristic or cyberpunk aesthetic. In the video, it is used to describe a specific Tesla drinkware item.

πŸ’‘Design Flaw

A design flaw refers to a shortcoming or error in the design of a product that affects its functionality, usability, or safety. In the video, it is mentioned in the context of a Tesla product that has a functional issue when trying to be set down.

πŸ’‘Burnt Hair Cologne

Burnt hair cologne is a humorous term used in the video to describe a Tesla product that is labeled as 'burnt hair'. It implies a fragrance that smells like burnt hair, which is typically considered an unpleasant odor.

πŸ’‘Elon Musk

Elon Musk is the CEO of Tesla and is known for his ambitious goals in electric vehicles, space travel, and other futuristic technologies. In the video, his name is used to add a sense of mystery and allure to the products being tested.

πŸ’‘Rocket

In the context of the video, a Tesla rocket is a product that is used for various demonstrations, including cooking a steak and branding it with the Tesla logo. It features a torch-like flame.

πŸ’‘Cyber Whistle

The Cyber whistle is a solid metal whistle designed to resemble the Tesla Cybertruck. It is tested for its loudness and ability to be heard over a distance of 500 feet.

πŸ’‘Tesla Belt Buckle

The Tesla belt buckle is a metal accessory that is part of the Tesla merchandise. It is mentioned as a product that gives a sense of persona and is associated with the brand's image.

πŸ’‘Cyber Truck

The Cyber truck is an all-electric pickup truck designed by Tesla, known for its futuristic, angular design and robust capabilities. In the video, it is tested as a toy Hot Wheels car and discussed in terms of its real-life off-roading capabilities.

πŸ’‘Off-Roading

Off-roading refers to the act of driving vehicles on rough, unpaved terrain, often requiring specialized equipment and skills. In the video, it is used to evaluate the performance of the Tesla Cyber truck and Cyber ATV in challenging conditions.

πŸ’‘Tesla Backpack

The Tesla backpack is a piece of merchandise produced by Tesla, designed with the brand's aesthetic in mind. It is mentioned as a product that can enhance the wearer's style and is tested for its practicality.

Highlights

Testing various Tesla products to determine their worth.

The Cyberstein glassware is designed for drinks but has a unique shape.

A design flaw in the Cyberstein glassware is noted when placing juice blocks inside.

The Tesla mug has a kickstand feature and a triangular base.

The Tesla mug receives mixed reviews for its design and functionality.

A mysterious Elon Musk product turns out to be a burnt hair cologne.

The burnt hair cologne is met with negative reactions due to its unpleasant smell.

A Tesla rocket with a torch is tested for its cooking capabilities.

The Tesla iron is used to brand a steak with the Tesla logo.

The Cyber whistle is tested for its sound projection over 500 feet.

The Tesla belt buckle is a solid metal piece with a Cybertruck design.

A rocket purchased from Tesla is tested for its functionality.

The Tesla Cyber truck is revealed as a Hot Wheels car.

The Cyber truck's performance on a ramp is tested and critiqued.

The Cyber truck's remote control is noted for its similarity to the real Cybertruck's steering wheel.

The Cyber truck's off-road capabilities are tested in a mud pit.

The Cyber truck's battery life is questioned after it dies during testing.

Tesla backpacks are mentioned, with one being used by a tester.

The Tesla backpack is praised for its design and functionality.

Transcripts

00:00

we bought every item from Tesla and

00:01

today we're testing them to see if

00:03

they're worth the price starting with

00:05

something simple like Tesla glasses not

00:09

for your eyes but for your drink this

00:12

one is called the

00:14

cyberstein what the heck and then we

00:17

have this one bro it comes with a

00:20

stand oh this thing has a a little bit

00:23

of a design flaw because if you put your

00:25

juice blocks in it and you're like oh I

00:28

want to set it down

00:30

but if you do have the kickstand like a

00:34

bicycle it stays upright what about the

00:36

mug how do we feel about the mug all

00:39

right James give it a

00:41

sip it's a mug it's cool though so like

00:44

if we want to Cheers you know we can

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like it's like kind

00:52

of awkward oh flip it over maybe it's a

00:55

triangle

00:56

underneath oh yeah it is triangle yeah

00:59

yo that is crazy I give this uh 2.5

01:03

Stars I give this five stars because

01:05

it's got a beefy handle I'm a mysterious

01:08

Elon Musk product I don't know what it

01:11

is it is

01:14

a burnt hair that's literally what it

01:17

says it just says burnt hair

01:20

oh oh wow that's fancy I think it's some

01:23

sort of

01:25

cologne oh dude that smells disgusting

01:31

oh I smell it now that's

01:35

bad

01:38

I this is disgusting one star give it a

01:43

whiff bro okay okay okay give it a whiff

01:46

give it a

01:47

whiff smells like

01:51

cigarettes an Elon space shuttle but

01:55

this is just not any space shuttle look

01:58

at this missile look at this look at

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that oh wow but it actually has a torch

02:04

to figure out how well this thing works

02:06

we're going to try to cook a steak with

02:08

it dude look at that flame that's a

02:11

pretty nice

02:13

torch oh yeah might take a while to cook

02:16

a steak but you know it could do it I

02:19

would say yes you could definitely cook

02:21

this steak with a rocket might take 20

02:23

minutes but it could be done it doesn't

02:25

stop there we have a Tesla iron check

02:28

this out look at that why do you think

02:31

they even made that like why why would

02:33

you need so you could brand your steak

02:36

we're going to try to get this Tesla

02:37

logo super hot with our Elon rocket and

02:40

then we're going to try to Brand the

02:42

steak go ahead why does it smell like

02:44

that I'm moving I'm trying not to

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breathe it in all right going to Brand

02:49

the

02:50

steak oh ooh it smells good smells

02:57

burnt look at that that's nice it's a

03:00

Tesla steak sorry I want to Brand more

03:03

things oh wow look at that it says food

03:06

only oh yeah you're right you're

03:07

breaking the rules it's time to really

03:09

cook this Tesla steak so we made our own

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little Grill and to heat it up we're

03:13

going to use this Elon

03:16

flamethrower oh

03:19

yeah we're going to cook it real good

03:21

you hear that look at that yeah buddy

03:26

this is the life right here all right we

03:29

are officially out of fuel we're going

03:31

to see if this steak is actually

03:37

cooked yo we still got the Tesla logo on

03:40

there look at that is it cooked almost

03:44

cooked it's more cooked on on one side I

03:46

think we should have flipped it a little

03:47

bit I would say that's

03:50

edible what do you think

03:52

gab five stars mhm I give this one five

03:58

stars four stars

04:01

it also works as a plunger we got the

04:03

Cyber whistle a whistle that looks

04:06

exactly like a cyber

04:08

truck look at that if you threw this at

04:11

a window it' probably break it this is a

04:14

solid metal whistle and to test it we're

04:18

going to see if James can hear us over

04:21

500 ft

04:23

away I hear you oh he can hear us oh we

04:27

can hear you oh

04:34

this might be one of the best whistles I

04:36

have ever put my mouth on and I haven't

04:39

put my mouth on a allot whistles dude

04:41

five freaking

04:45

Stars what what are you

04:48

doing a Tesla belt buckle T they made

04:52

that TLA it's metal dude check this

04:56

out solid metal dude it's nice don't

05:00

mess with

05:02

Tesla is it nice it's fresh I don't know

05:05

I feel like if I have this on this is

05:08

like the Persona it gives

05:14

me we also bought a rocket let's uh see

05:17

if it works I think we hooked it up

05:19

right ready

05:21

yep

05:23

oh oh oh oh

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oh t

05:30

oh what the heck was

05:32

that what the heck was that I think that

05:36

tree is taller than the the rocket 100

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100

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1,000% I can't say it didn't work

05:42

because it did but it didn't work well

05:44

so three stars we got the most

05:48

anticipated Tesla product of all time

05:50

the one everyone is talking about it's

05:52

right over there I can't show you yet

05:54

but it is insane it's expensive the

05:57

Tesla cyber truck you ready bro bro show

06:00

them bro show them we should we show

06:03

them should we show them let's let's

06:05

check it

06:07

out it's a Hot Wheels car Tesla cyber

06:10

truck and if it makes it down this ramp

06:13

right here I'll give it five stars here

06:15

we go here we

06:17

go oh it's got so many scratches on it

06:21

too I thought this thing was like

06:22

scratch resistant one more attempt I

06:25

think the Cyber truck deserves

06:27

it oh oh it did a flip did it it did it

06:31

it did it made it all the way to the it

06:34

just didn't go flying like to the Moon

06:36

you know like a rocket but like you know

06:44

it's oh oh yeah you're supposed to use

06:48

that for the other

06:49

video that boy looking like a pancake

06:52

now look it open the

06:54

doors cyber Tru RC car with a cyber ATV

06:58

that goes in the back and the best part

07:00

about it is the remote control literally

07:02

is the same steering wheel from the real

07:04

cyber Tru but does it actually perform

07:08

like a good RC

07:12

car oh it's not bad oh it's moving it's

07:16

moving on the concrete looks like a

07:18

little

07:19

cockroach how's it gotten stuck yet oh

07:22

it got stuck you ruined it yes you

07:24

jinxed

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it

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y now let's test it in some mud if it

07:31

can make it through this I'll be

07:34

impressed come on Cyber truck oh you

07:38

went up the

07:40

groove oh dude it's literally stuck is

07:44

Dam it's stuck in the mud dude it can't

07:46

even make it through mud and that is a

07:48

tiny mud pit I think we should upgrade

07:50

to something a little bigger and now we

07:53

got something a little bigger we got a

07:56

baby cyber truck oh it's it's moving

08:00

it's

08:01

moving and we got a cyber ATV but let me

08:04

tell you we're going to push these

08:05

things to the limits and see they're

08:07

really capable of

08:11

off-roading oh bro I think it already

08:14

died there's no way this is the

08:22

battery

08:27

yeah oh oh that's not

08:32

bad yeah it died I'm flooring it oh wet

08:38

I think this is unfortunately an ATV

08:41

that's made only for the

08:44

concrete I'm stuck well one thing about

08:48

it being small if you get it stuck

08:50

you're basically a big giant that can

08:52

just push it four and a four and a half

08:55

out of five what's saw it what's on dud

08:58

how's it Offroad uh terrible yeah this

09:01

how's it drive Offroad terrible onroad

09:03

pretty good okay yeah on the concrete

09:06

now this thing is uh pretty nice oh wow

09:10

okay all right he he's he's popping two

09:12

wheels right now your boy knows how to

09:14

ride I give this thing a 2 out of 10 I

09:18

don't know for something he uh gave a

09:19

two star rating he's still enjoying it

09:22

they even make Tesla backpacks I'm just

09:25

going to put it in my oh man that's that

09:27

could have been bad

09:30

cyber

09:31

TWU oh yeah you like that it's nice here

09:35

we

09:35

go oh yeah it's working

09:40

great you can't catch me hater they're

09:44

back how was the backpack it's great

09:47

dude feel like a changed man I see your

09:50

rocket didn't fall

09:53

out