"As Seen on TV" as seen on 10 Minute Power Hour

The Grumps
4 Mar 202416:02

Summary

TLDRIn a hilariously chaotic episode of the 10 Minute Power Hour, hosts Dan and Arin, along with their friend Vanessa, dive into a world of 'As Seen on TV' products with unpredictable results. From marveling at a revolutionary melon cutter and attempting to enhance their physical features with the Booty Pop, to experimenting with a variety of quirky gadgets like the Apple Pro-Peeler and the Eggstractor, their adventures are filled with laughter, surprise, and a fair share of skepticism. As they navigate through each product, testing its effectiveness and enjoying the absurdity of the moment, their camaraderie and humorous commentary make for an entertaining exploration of these unique items.

Takeaways

  • 😁 The video is a comedic review of various 'As Seen on TV' products, showcasing their quirky and often surprising usefulness.
  • πŸ˜‚ The hosts, Arin and Dan, engage in humorous banter and physical comedy, including karate chops and playful struggles, adding entertainment value.
  • 😍 The watermelon cutter is highlighted as an exceptionally useful gadget, making the process of cutting watermelon both easy and fun.
  • πŸ™„ Some products, like the instant smile teeth and the Booty Pop, are met with skepticism but still provide comedic content.
  • πŸ‘ The apple peeler and the jar opener receive high praise for their effectiveness, with the hosts expressing genuine astonishment at their functionality.
  • πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ A few products, such as the Pedi Vac and the Neck Magic Air Cushion, are criticized for their lack of effectiveness or discomfort during use.
  • 🀣 The hosts' attempts at using the products often lead to unexpected results, like the comedic failure of the Eggstractor and the visual humor of trying on the Booty Pop.
  • πŸ‘Ž The Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush is deemed a major disappointment, failing to meet the nostalgic expectations for a musical toothbrush.
  • 😊 The video concludes with the hosts reflecting on their favorite and least favorite products, celebrating the fun and surprises of testing 'As Seen on TV' items.
  • πŸ† The overall tone of the video is light-hearted and playful, with the hosts embracing the absurdity and joy of exploring novelty items together.

Q & A

  • What products did Arin and Dan try out in this episode?

    -Arin and Dan tried out several 'As Seen on TV' products in this episode, including a watermelon cuber, Snuggie blankets, 'booty pop' butt enhancers, instant smile veneers, an apple peeler, bacon bowl makers, a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush, a pedicure vacuum, an egg extractor, an electric jar opener, a neck air cushion, and an ear wax removal tool called the 'Smart Swab'.

  • Which product was their favorite?

    -Both Arin and Dan agreed that their favorite product was the watermelon cuber, as it was entertaining, effective, and provided them with tasty watermelon cubes.

  • What did they think of the Justin Bieber singing toothbrush?

    -Arin and Dan were extremely disappointed with the Justin Bieber singing toothbrush, as it did not actually vibrate and transmit the sound into their mouths as they had expected. Instead, it only had a small external speaker, which they found ridiculous.

  • How did Arin and Dan rate the neck air cushion?

    -Arin and Dan gave the neck air cushion a zero out of ten rating, claiming that it was awful and the worst product they tried. They had been excited about it initially, but found it to be uncomfortable and ineffective.

  • What did they think of the apple peeler?

    -Arin and Dan were amazed by the apple peeler, describing it as one of the best inventions they had ever seen. They were able to effortlessly peel an apple with it, and found it to be incredibly efficient and impressive.

  • Did they enjoy the bacon bowls?

    -While the concept of the bacon bowls excited them initially, Arin found that the combination of the bacon and sugary cereal (Fruity Pebbles) essentially canceled each other out, resulting in a rather flavorless experience.

  • How did Vanessa react to trying the Smart Swab ear wax removal tool?

    -Vanessa found the twisting motion of the Smart Swab to be uncomfortable and unpleasant, describing it as feeling like it was touching her brain. While it did successfully extract some ear wax, she ultimately concluded that a regular cotton swab would suffice.

  • What did Dan think of the electric jar opener?

    -Dan was thoroughly impressed by the electric jar opener, finding it to be a valuable tool for his weak 'gerbil-like hands' that often struggle with opening jars and cans.

  • Did Arin enjoy using the pedicure vacuum?

    -No, Arin did not enjoy using the pedicure vacuum, stating that he did not like the way it made him feel emotionally and physically. He found it to be an unpleasant experience and quickly discarded the product.

  • How did they rate the egg extractor overall?

    -Arin and Dan gave the egg extractor a C rating, or a B- according to Dan's assessment. While they found the audible 'plunger' sound it made to be entertaining, they ultimately determined that it was simpler to just peel hard-boiled eggs manually.

Outlines

00:00

πŸ˜‚ Bizarre Banter and Teeth Antics

The paragraph opens with a series of odd sound effects and nonsensical utterances from Arin, Dan, Vanessa, and others. They discuss bathroom habits in an overly frank manner. Arin and Dan then introduce themselves and engage in karate-inspired banter. The focus shifts to an 'As Seen on TV' melon cutter, which impresses them greatly. They marvel at its ability to effortlessly cut perfect melon cubes. Next, they humorously experiment with the 'Booty Pop' butt-enhancing product and a snuggly blanket. Arin tries on a 'whiteningRays' teeth whitening tray, resulting in a comical, exaggerated smile.

05:01

🍎 Wondrous 'As Seen on TV' Gadgets

The group continues exploring various 'As Seen on TV' products. They are amazed by the Apple Pro-Peeler, which perfectly peels apples with minimal effort. They then attempt to create 'Bacon Bowls' using a specialized microwave dish, though the turkey bacon proves challenging. Arin excitedly tries out the 'Brush Buddies' singing toothbrush, only to be disappointed when it's just a regular speaker. The group is impressed by the 'Robo Twist' electric jar opener. However, the 'Neck Magic Air Cushion' and 'Smart Swab' ear wax removal tool fail to impress, with Arin and Vanessa finding them uncomfortable and ineffective.

10:03

πŸ₯š Eggstractor and More Product Experiences

The group explores the 'Eggstractor,' a device for extracting boiled eggs from their shells. Arin and Dan are initially confused by its operation but find amusement in the satisfying popping sound it makes when puncturing the eggs. They rate it a 'B-' for providing an entertaining experience. Next, they test the 'Robo Twist' electric jar opener, effortlessly opening a jar of vintage marmalade. The 'Neck Magic Air Cushion' disappoints, feeling uncomfortable and restrictive. Finally, Vanessa reluctantly tries the 'Smart Swab' ear wax removal tool, finding the twisting motion unpleasant and the experience overall unimpressive.

15:05

πŸ† Favorites and Final Thoughts

Arin, Dan, and Vanessa reflect on their favorite and least favorite 'As Seen on TV' products from their experiences. The watermelon cutter, jar opener, and apple peeler stand out as their top favorites for their impressive functionality and entertainment value. The singing toothbrush and neck cushion are deemed the least impressive. They reminisce about the watermelon cutter's delightful performance and encourage viewers to join their Patreon for an extended version of the video, promising more watermelon-cutting action.

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Keywords

πŸ’‘Inventions

The video features various quirky and unusual inventions or "As Seen on TV" products, such as the watermelon cuber, Snuggie, and apple peeler. These inventions are the central focus of the video, with Arin and Dan humorously examining and testing them out. The inventions serve as a source of entertainment and commentary on the ingenuity (or lack thereof) behind such products.

πŸ’‘Humor

The video has a strong comedic tone, with Arin and Dan engaging in witty banter, exaggerated reactions, and humorous commentary throughout their exploration of the various inventions. Their playful interactions and quips, such as Arin's excitement over the "poop" talk or Dan's reaction to the Booty Pop, inject levity and laughter into the proceedings.

πŸ’‘Surprise

A recurring element in the video is the sense of surprise and unexpected delight (or disappointment) that Arin and Dan experience as they discover how well (or poorly) the inventions function. This is exemplified by their astonishment at the watermelon cuber's effectiveness and their letdown with the singing toothbrush's underwhelming performance.

πŸ’‘Consumerism

The video subtly touches upon the theme of consumerism and the appeal of novelty products marketed through infomercials or "As Seen on TV" channels. The hosts' reactions and evaluations of these products offer a lighthearted commentary on the allure and potential shortcomings of such consumer products designed to solve niche or quirky problems.

πŸ’‘Bonding

Throughout the video, Arin and Dan engage in friendly banter and shared experiences that foster a sense of camaraderie and bonding between them. Their back-and-forth exchanges, inside jokes, and willingness to participate in the product testing together reinforce their rapport and friendship, adding a relatable and endearing dynamic to the video.

πŸ’‘Curiosity

A driving force behind the video is Arin and Dan's natural curiosity about the various inventions presented to them. Their willingness to explore and experiment with these products, even the seemingly bizarre or questionable ones, showcases their inquisitive nature and openness to new experiences, which fuels the video's entertaining and unpredictable moments.

πŸ’‘Absurdity

Many of the inventions featured in the video border on the absurd, such as the Booty Pop or the Neck Magic Air Cushion. Arin and Dan's reactions often highlight the inherent ridiculousness of these products, adding to the video's overall sense of humor and silliness. Their willingness to embrace the absurdity of these inventions contributes to the video's entertaining and lighthearted tone.

πŸ’‘Experimentation

A significant portion of the video involves Arin and Dan actively experimenting with and testing out the various inventions. Whether it's trying on the Snuggie, using the watermelon cuber, or attempting to peel apples with the specialized device, their hands-on approach allows them (and the audience) to directly experience and evaluate the effectiveness or entertainment value of these products.

πŸ’‘Spontaneity

The video maintains a sense of spontaneity and improvisation, as Arin and Dan react in real-time to the inventions and situations they encounter. Their unscripted banter, genuine reactions, and willingness to go with the flow contribute to the video's natural and unforced tone, creating a feeling of authenticity and unpredictability for the viewers.

πŸ’‘Nostalgia

Some of the inventions and references in the video, such as the Snuggie or the singing toothbrush, tap into a sense of nostalgia or cultural familiarity. These products may have been popular or well-known in the past, and their inclusion in the video allows Arin and Dan (and potentially the audience) to revisit and reminisce about these quirky consumer trends from a humorous perspective.

Highlights

Arin and Dan try out various "As Seen on TV" products, starting with a watermelon slicer that impresses them by effortlessly cutting perfect cubes.

They attempt to use a butt-enhancing undergarment called the "Booty Pop," leading to hilarious reactions and self-deprecating humor.

The Snuggie blanket with sleeves receives high praise for its warmth and practicality.

The "Instant Smile" teeth whitening product fails to impress, disappointing their expectations.

An apple peeler device dubbed the "Apple Wizard" effortlessly peels an apple, leaving them in awe of its efficiency.

They attempt to make bacon bowls using the "Perfect Bacon Bowl" product, with mixed results.

The Justin Bieber singing toothbrush underwhelms, as it merely plays audio through a speaker rather than vibrating as expected.

An electric jar opener called "Robo Twist" impresses by easily opening a stubborn jar.

A neck massage pillow called the "Neck Magic Air Cushion" fails to provide the expected relaxation and relief.

An ear wax removal tool called the "Smart Swab" receives a lukewarm response, with concerns about discomfort and effectiveness.

Throughout the video, Arin and Dan engage in witty banter, playful jabs, and humorous reactions, adding to the overall entertainment value.

They reflect on their favorite and least favorite products, highlighting the watermelon slicer, apple peeler, and jar opener as standouts.

Arin and Dan maintain a lighthearted and enthusiastic approach throughout their product testing, contributing to the overall enjoyment of the video.

The video showcases the duo's chemistry and comedic timing, making it an entertaining watch even for those unfamiliar with the products themselves.

The transcript captures the essence of their long-running Game Grumps series, blending product reviews with humorous commentary and genuine friendship.

Transcripts

00:00

[GRUNT]

00:01

[WHINE]

00:01

[STRUGGLING]

00:03

YE!

00:03

[CHUCKLE]

00:04

HIGH FIVE!

00:05

[DISTANT CRIES OF AN EAGLE]

00:07

[ARIN] Eh mah favrite kinda apple!

00:09

[ SILENT STRUGGLING ]

00:10

[ DAN LAUGHS ]

00:12

🎡 [JAZZY TUNES] 🎡

00:22

[TOASTI] How many times a day do you think you pees?

00:24

[VANESSA] I don't poop enough.

00:25

[ARIN] I love poop, I love πŸ’©

00:26

I πŸ’© like, 3 or 4 times a day.

00:28

[V] How many times a day do you poop, Dan?

00:30

[T] The pee for me is like 11.

00:31

[DAN] If the pee breaks up long enough

00:33

and then you're like

00:34

OH?

00:34

and then there's like a second wind,

00:35

does that count as two pees?

00:37

Did we start th-

00:37

[A] No, no, no, no, no- it's-

00:38

It's- that's one pee.

00:39

[D] Hello!

00:40

And welcome to the 10 Minute Power Hour.

00:42

[A] Yay.

00:42

[D] This is-

00:43

my name is Dan, and you are Arin.

00:44

Hello.

00:45

[A] Okay.

00:47

[A] I was gonna beat you-

00:48

Whhhhhoa!

00:49

You've got the gift!

00:50

[D] I've been working on my ka-ra-tΓ©.

00:52

[A] The ancient art of carrotΓ©.

00:53

[D] Kee-op.

00:55

[ STEGOSAURUS SCREAMS INTO THE ENDLESS CHASM ]

00:56

[D] You got it.

00:57

[A] What are we doing today?

00:57

[D] Hello!

00:58

[A] Okay. [OFF-CAMERA] OOP!

01:01

[VANESSA] I'm just gunna...

01:02

Do that, and then do that.

01:03

[D] Whoa!

01:04

[A] Oh, wow. It's the amazing melon cutter.

01:07

Your best solution for eating melons.

01:09

Is it "As Seen on TV" stuff?

01:10

[V] Yeah. [A] Oh, hell yeah.

01:11

[D] Oh, sweet, I love "As Seen on TV" stuff.

01:14

[A] Are we about to cut some melons, bro?

01:16

[D] Yes!

01:16

I would love that.

01:17

[A] How does it work, there's no instructions-

01:19

Oh, it's on the back.

01:20

You just...

01:21

...shove it in, eh?

01:24

[D] What?!

01:24

[ARIN CACKLES ]

01:26

[ DAN EXPERIENCING A HOLY MOMENT ]

01:28

[D] That's amazing!!!

01:30

[A] Watermelon??

01:31

[D] Yes, please!

01:32

[ ARIN OVERFLOWS WITH WONDER ]

01:34

[D] You gotta be kidding me.

01:36

[A] Scoop out about the balls.

01:37

[D] MHMMM!

01:38

[D] And wheel out the cubes.

01:39

[D] Eat this now.

01:40

[A] Do you wanna try it?

01:41

[D] Yeah.

01:42

[A] Wanna try doin' it?

01:43

[D] Okay.

01:44

[D] Towards the camera....

01:45

And you just push forward?

01:46

[A] Just push forward.

01:46

[D] Oh my god!!!!

01:47

[ ARIN CACKLING SOME MORE ]

01:48

[D] It's just that easy!

01:50

Dude, we have never...

01:51

tried a product on this show

01:53

that's been, like-

01:54

one quarter as awesome as this.

01:57

Vanessa, you want one of these cubes?

01:59

[V] Yeah!

01:59

[D] They're nice and tasty.

02:00

[V] Hell yeah. [A] That rules.

02:01

[V] Tasty little cube!

02:02

[A] I love a watermelon.

02:03

I'm never gonna stop using this.

02:04

I like how it SHOOTS it!

02:06

It's just like-

02:06

BEEWWWW

02:08

[D] Cancel my three o'clock.

02:10

This is what we're gonna be doing all day.

02:12

[A] That's...

02:13

one of the best inventions

02:14

I've ever seen in my life.

02:15

And whoever did that, I hope they made three dollars.

02:18

[A] Are you giving us a Snuggie?

02:19

[V] Yeah, it's an "As Seen on TV" item.

02:21

[A] Everybody's had Snuggies.

02:21

[D] People know about Snuggies.

02:23

[A] I had a Snuggie.

02:24

[V] Combine it with one of these-

02:24

[A] Oh-

02:25

[BOTH] What is that?

02:26

[D] Is that a bra?

02:28

[D] It's a booty pop.

02:29

[A] The Booty Pop.

02:30

[A] This makes your booty pop.

02:30

[D] What does that mean?

02:31

Please...

02:32

That can't be what I think it is.

02:34

[A] I'm assuming it makes your booty pop.

02:35

[D] Oh my gosh....

02:37

[D] Your booty should be the one that pops.

02:39

I'M THE ONE WHO POPS

02:41

[A] Let me change my-

02:42

Hold on.

02:42

You need to see a comparison.

02:44

This is-

02:44

This is the-

02:45

~the poppage~

02:46

This is the amount of poppage that I am delivering.

02:49

[ POPPAGE SHOT FOR EFFECT ]

02:49

[A] I got a great butt.

02:51

[ PLATONIC BUTT SLAP ]

02:51

[A] I've been told.

02:52

[D] By me just now.

02:57

[A] Bet you can't even tell.

03:00

[A] Cause my- [D] You know, I-

03:00

[A] -my butt was already popping.

03:02

[D] It's like....

03:03

[A] Looks- look at /this/.

03:06

[D] Is it- [A] Yeah.

03:06

[A] Pretty nice, huh?

03:08

[D] I don't know if it's, like-

03:09

poppin' THAT much more than it was.

03:11

[A] Well...

03:12

It adds like, a nice cushion wherever I go.

03:14

[V] It adds a circular...

03:15

[D] Does it?

03:15

I am the Booty Wizard and I will decide.

03:18

[A] I think the Snuggie is probably one of the best inventions ever made.

03:21

[D] It's brilliant.

03:22

[D] It's brilliant. [A] It's like- look at you!

03:24

[A] You look so snuggly.

03:25

[D] There's been, like, tremendous advancements

03:27

in blanket technology.

03:29

[A] What is-

03:30

What is this?

03:30

[D] Oh nohoho!

03:32

[A] Wait-

03:32

[D] Instant smile.

03:34

[A] Awesome.

03:34

I want a better smile.

03:36

I've always been a little self-conscious about my yellowy teeth.

03:38

[D] I think this is the first thing that we ever both wanted to do.

03:41

[A] Do we have two?

03:42

[V] There's only one, they were sold out.

03:44

[A] How dare you?!

03:44

There's two of us!

03:45

I don't want to put Dan's mouth in my mouth!

03:47

~Unless~

03:49

[D] Arin, for God's sake...

03:51

No one wants to see that

03:51

~Unless~

03:53

[A] Oh, it's like a boil 'n bite.

03:54

[D] Step one, place teeth into cup of hot water.

03:57

Almost boiling.

03:58

That doesn't sound like good advice.

03:59

Gently pat the fitting material

04:01

with your thumbs behind your real teeth.

04:04

[A] So you press?

04:05

Or do you want a little bit of up action?

04:07

[D] No, you press.

04:08

[A] Just press- you press inward? [D] Yeah.

04:09

[D] Just boom.

04:10

[A] Okay.

04:11

Let's...I'll give it a try.

04:13

[D] I have /never/ been more excited.

04:15

This is the longest minute of my life.

04:16

[A] Has it been a minute yet?

04:17

[D] I- I think it's been a minute.

04:18

[A] You think so?

04:19

[A] Ooh, yeah, it's pretty gummy. [D] Yeah, yeah-

04:21

[A] OO OO OO!

04:21

[D] Don't let it harden around the end marker.

04:23

[A] Oh oh-

04:24

Okay, okay, here we go.

04:27

Is it-

04:27

I don't know.

04:28

[D] Push it in

04:28

[D] Push in!

04:29

[A] Does it look straight?

04:29

[D] Nope.

04:30

[A] No? Straighten it-

04:31

[A] Straighten it.

04:32

[T] Higher.

04:32

[A] Aaah

04:33

[SOFT MOAN, UNSURE IF GOOD OR BAD]

04:34

[ANOTHER MOAN- SO GOOD PROBABLY]

04:35

[ DAN SMACKS TABLE AND RETREATS TO SNUGGIE SANCTUARY ]

04:36

[A] Looks great, right?

04:38

[ VERY HUMAN SMILING ARIN HANSON ]

04:41

[ CACKLING ]

04:43

[V] Wait, let me see that.

04:46

[A] It looks good, right?

04:47

I should bring this home to my wife.

04:53

[A] I feel like Steve-O.

04:55

I have perfect teeth!

04:57

[D] Oh man-

04:58

[A] My best Mr. Beast-

05:00

[ MR BEAST THUMBNAIL GET]

05:02

[D] Alright. So three absolute winners.

05:04

A+'s.

05:06

[V] EH-

05:06

[D] Alright, excellent.

05:08

[A] I thought they were diapers...

05:09

[D] We've got-

05:10

No, it's the Apple Pro-Peeler!

05:11

[A] Yo, this is what, like-

05:12

Mad Men type people have on their desk.

05:14

[D] Okay...

05:16

We gotta see this.

05:19

[D] Oh... my God.

05:20

[A] Whooooooaaaaaa

05:21

Whoa, you could kill somebody with this.

05:23

[D] Just peel your own apples, man.

05:24

[A] So easily-

05:25

[D] Have you ever been to the Edinburgh Science Museum

05:27

and seen the Doomsday Clock?

05:29

It's similar to this.

05:30

[A] So you have to keep reloading your-

05:32

your Apple Wizards?

05:33

[D] There is no time, Arin.

05:34

Just in seres accluvaclar protector of De La Am.

05:38

[A] I'm doing it.

05:40

[A] What- is it, giving it a Reiki massage, dude?

05:44

[D] UH?

05:45

[A] Oh here we go- [D] Wait, wait-

05:46

[D] OH!!!!

05:46

[D] hoooo man!

05:48

[D] WHAT?!?

05:50

[D] Oh, first we mock and then we are humbled by God's light.

05:55

[D] That's amazing!!!

05:56

[A] Wow- [D] That's a perfectly peeled apple!

05:58

[A] Holy crapola.

05:59

[D] When did "As Seen on TV" stuff get good?

06:01

[A] I don't know...

06:02

[D] Ah lak Red MacIntoawsh.

06:04

[A] Eh my favorite kinda apple.

06:07

[ LET HIM COOK ]

06:12

[ SO FOCUSED HE IS BARELY BREATHING ]

06:16

[D] God, I want the teeth to come out in the apple so bad.

06:18

[A] It just hurts.

06:19

[D] Oh man.

06:20

[A] It doesn't work, it hurts. [D] So funny-

06:22

[D] So I'm legitimately astonished at how good

06:24

all of these products have been.

06:27

[A] Perfect Bacon Bowl!

06:28

Everything tastes better in a bacon bowl.

06:30

[D] Oooo [A] Whaaaaat?

06:32

[D] Oh, you got turkey bacon for me!

06:34

Look at you.

06:35

[A] Oh, let's make some bacon bowls!

06:37

[D] Let's do it!

06:38

[A] Let's make...

06:39

[ TINIEST WHINE FROM ARIN ]

06:42

[A] Um...

06:43

you have to microwave it?

06:45

[D] Do you think- just-

06:46

God just looks at it and then bursts into flames?

06:49

[A] I thought you'd put it in the oven or something!!!

06:51

[D] Oven would take even longer.

06:52

[A] YEAH?!?!

06:55

[A] I'm making bacon, Dan.

06:57

For structural integrity...

06:59

[D] Okay...

06:59

[A] You lay the bacon strips in an "X" shape.

07:02

After that...

07:04

you wrap it

07:05

in bacon~

07:07

All right, I've made my bacon bowl.

07:10

[D] Ohf- this is some dark Turk.

07:13

[A] You gotta rip it first!

07:14

because it's too long in its current state.

07:17

Bacon gets crispy.

07:18

Turkey bacon does not get crispy.

07:20

[A] Look at this, this is perfect.

07:21

It molds, it's...

07:22

shaped.

07:23

[D] Yes, I know!

07:24

[A] Can we make more bacon too

07:26

and just put it in there with it?

07:27

[A] OH!

07:28

WHOA, I've always wanted one of these!!!!

07:30

[D] It's the Brush Buddies Justin Bieber's Singing Toothbrush.

07:33

[A] YES!!!

07:34

[D] Never say never, one time.

07:36

[A] It's like the vibrations that make it sing to you, right? Like-

07:39

bzzzzzzz

07:40

-but you hear it in your mouth.

07:42

Do you wanna try or me?

07:43

Cause I've always wanted to try this.

07:44

[D] Oh- well-

07:45

I mean, you just answered your own question.

07:46

[A] But I mean- if you're more excited then

07:48

[A] I don't wanna take this from you. [D] N- you're more of a Beliber than I am

07:51

[A] Oh, it does have a speaker....

07:56

It just has a speaker...

07:57

[D] Wait, get up to the mic.

08:00

[ THE MOST DISAPPOINTING DENTAL CARE MOMENT IN HISTORY ]

08:02

Nope.

08:03

It's just a speaker right here.

08:05

[ THE MOMENT HE STOPPED BELIBING ]

08:06

This is the worst thing I've ever had in my life.

08:10

[D] This is an incredible disappointment.

08:12

[A] Well!!!! The whole thing with these in the 90s

08:13

was you would brush your teeth and it would be like,

08:15

BZBZT

08:16

you'd be like, oh, I can hear it in my ears.

08:18

But this is just a stupid speaker!

08:20

You can have your iPhone on and playing it while you're brushing your teeth.

08:23

This is ridiculous!

08:25

[ DESPITE IT ALL, IT'S STILL TEETH ]

08:28

[A] Did you switch out mah toothbrush with tha Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush?

08:33

Ah don' mahnd.

08:35

How do you shut it up?

08:37

Oh, you press the same button twice.

08:38

[D] Nice.

08:39

[A] Meanwhile~

08:40

Let's check out our bacon bowls!

08:41

[D] Meanwhile in Bacon Town.

08:45

[D] Whoa.

08:46

[A] Oh, yours just came right off.

08:48

[D] I've created a cup holder out of turkey.

08:50

You could place your beverages in here.

08:52

[A] First of all, bacon, delicious, always good.

08:55

Do we have milk?

08:57

The perfect breakfast.

08:58

Fruity Pebbles, and bacon.

09:00

[D] Bone apple teeth.

09:01

[ GREASY CLINK ]

09:07

[D] Heh. I almost threw up just watching that.

09:10

How is it?

09:12

[A] Would you be surprised if I said

09:14

it doesn't really taste like anything?

09:15

[D] You know- well...

09:16

Yes, I would be surprised if you said it doesn't taste like anything.

09:19

People put bacon on desserts,

09:20

so I could see a sugary bacon thing working.

09:22

[A] Well, it's like these two things

09:24

just cancel each other out so perfectly.

09:27

[D] Mhm

09:27

Just like us.

09:29

[A] Our content is nothing.

09:34

[D] A bunch of fruity pebbles went down your shirt.

09:38

[A] Why don't you get them for me?

09:40

[A] Oh!

09:41

[D] Oh, thank God.

09:42

[A] The Pedi Vac.

09:43

[A] What?!

09:43

[D] From the people who brought you the Pedi File!

09:49

That product really failed for some reason.

09:52

[A] We rebranded.

09:54

[D] Shavings are sucked up into the collection chamber.

09:57

[ THREATENING WHIRRING ]

09:59

Oh my God.

10:00

[A] How do you take this plastic part off?

10:03

I'm jus'- I'm jus'... you know.

10:04

[D] Maybe it's a twist off?

10:05

[A] I'm just exploring the space.

10:07

Yup

10:08

Okay- we're good, we're good, we're good-

10:10

[D] That's going on his feet!

10:12

[A] Where's, like- the hardest part of my foot?

10:14

Right here, I guess?

10:15

[D] The heel, yeah.

10:16

[A] It's hard to eat while watching this.

10:18

I have to look away.

10:20

[A] Is it even working?

10:21

I don't like...

10:22

the way that it's making me feel?

10:24

Emotionally and physically.

10:26

This thing sucks.

10:27

Get it out of here.

10:28

I don't even want it anymore.

10:30

I don't even want it anymore.

10:32

[D] Where are we at?

10:33

How are we doing?

10:33

[A] How we doin'?

10:35

[A] OOOOOOOOOOH

10:36

EggSTRACT-ERRRRR!

10:37

[D] Are you kidding me?

10:38

There's more eggs than-

10:39

[A] Whups!

10:40

[D] Vanessa??

10:40

[A] Ooooohhhh- [D] Are you just chucking eggs?

10:42

[V] Yeah. [D] At us?

10:42

[A] Are these H-boiled?

10:44

[V] Yes.

10:44

[A] Nice.

10:45

They're both cracked already because of the throw.

10:48

Ooh