crushes

SocksStudios
2 Mar 202426:19

Summary

TLDRThis humorous narrative unfolds as a group of friends recount their most memorable crush stories, spanning from elementary school adventures to the absurdity of falling for political figures like Nancy Pelosi. With tales involving secret elementary school admirations, misunderstood gestures, and the bizarre twist of affection towards fictional characters and unexpected political crushes, the video script encapsulates the hilarity and awkwardness of youthful infatuations. Through a series of funny anecdotes and the reveal of long-held secrets, the video explores the universal experience of crushes, blending nostalgia with a touch of whimsy and unexpected turns, ultimately showcasing the diverse and often comical nature of early romantic experiences.

Takeaways

  • 😂 The script is a humorous compilation of fictional crush stories from the storytellers' childhood and early school years.
  • 👦 Many of the stories revolve around having crushes on girls in elementary/grade school and the awkward attempts to interact with or impress them.
  • 📧 One storyteller recalls exchanging emails with his childhood crush and proudly preserving the email conversations as 'evidence'.
  • 🤕 Another storyteller recounts crashing into his crush while trying to impress her, injuring her nose in the process.
  • 🏫 One story involves a student being moved to the 'stupid class' in the basement after struggling to focus due to a crush.
  • 💌 The stories often involve exaggerated, humorous attempts by the young storytellers to get the attention of their crushes.
  • 👀 Obliviousness, immaturity, and lack of understanding about relationships and attraction are common themes across the stories.
  • 🤖 There are some bizarre tangents and non-sequiturs, such as crushes on fictional characters or political figures.
  • 👕 The video also includes promotions for merchandise from the creators.
  • 🤣 Overall, the script aims to provide an amusing, relatable, and comedic take on childhood crush experiences.

Q & A

  • What is the overall theme or topic of the script?

    -The script appears to be a comedic recounting of various people's stories about their childhood crushes and infatuations.

  • How many distinct stories or narratives are presented in the script?

    -There are four distinct stories or narratives presented in the script, each told by a different person.

  • What is the first story about?

    -The first story is about a person who had a crush on a girl named Emily in elementary school. They exchanged emails, but never really talked in person.

  • What unusual detail is mentioned about the second story?

    -In the second story, the narrator mentions blowing a giant bubble from their nose during lunchtime, which caused their crush to laugh at them.

  • What fictional character is mentioned as a crush in the third story?

    -In the third story, the narrator mentions having a crush on the character Sebastian from the anime 'Black Butler' when they were younger.

  • What political figure is jokingly mentioned as a crush in the script?

    -Nancy Pelosi, a former Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, is jokingly mentioned as a crush by one of the narrators.

  • What children's TV show character is mentioned as a childhood crush in the fourth story?

    -Dora the Explorer, the titular character from the popular children's animated series, is mentioned as a childhood crush in the fourth story.

  • What unusual consequence is described in the final story due to the narrator's crush?

    -In the final story, the narrator's crush on a girl in his class led to his father causing a scene at the school, and the narrator being moved to a class in the school basement with disruptive students.

  • What role does humor and exaggeration play in the script?

    -Humor and exaggeration play a significant role throughout the script, as the stories often contain absurd or implausible details for comedic effect.

  • Are there any references to merchandise or self-promotion in the script?

    -Yes, there is a brief mention and promotion of merchandise like hats, shirts, and stickers at one point in the script.

Outlines

00:00

😍 An Elementary School Crush and Its Evidence

The narrator shares a story about having a crush on a girl named Emily D. during elementary school. He talks about being in all the same classes with her but never really talking. Surprisingly, one day she approached him and asked for his email address. He gave it to her, and she sent him an email that evening. The narrator claims to have saved all the emails as evidence of this crush, which he plans to share.

05:01

👩‍💻 The Email Exchanges with Emily D.

The narrator begins sharing the email exchanges with Emily D., starting with her first email on February 27th, 2012. They bonded over commonalities like piano lessons and having dogs. After a two-year gap, the narrator replied, and they continued their conversation, with Emily revealing she now had an iPhone. The narrator tried to impress her by mentioning being at a tennis school, but that was the end of their exchanges.

10:02

🤔 A Different Email Thread and More Cringe

The narrator mentions another email thread with Emily D. where she noticed him riding his bike and suggested they hang out. The narrator's delayed and uninterested response is presented as a deliberate attempt at playing hard to get. He expresses pride in his elementary school 'game' despite the cringe-worthy interactions.

15:03

💥 A Disastrous Attempt to Impress a Crush

The narrator shares a story about trying to impress a different crush named Jessica in the 4th grade. In an attempt to show off, he jumped off a swing set, but instead of sticking the landing, he crashed into Jessica, knocking out his tooth and seemingly breaking her nose. Despite the disastrous outcome, the narrator seems to view it as a romantic gesture.

20:03

🤯 A Crush That Disrupted School and Life

The narrator recounts a crush he had on a girl in the 3rd grade that led to him being unable to focus in school. His father's over-the-top reaction and accusations towards the school staff resulted in the narrator being moved to the basement class for underperformers. The narrator was initially excited, thinking he would be in the same class as his crush, but was disappointed to find she was not there.

25:06

🥰 A Childhood Crush on Dora the Explorer

The narrator admits to having a childhood crush on the cartoon character Dora the Explorer when he was around 8 years old. He doesn't provide many details but expresses his fondness for the character, stating that he couldn't wait to watch the show because of his crush on Dora.

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Keywords

💡Elementary School Crush

An elementary school crush refers to the early feelings of admiration or infatuation one might have towards another individual during their elementary school years. In the script, the narrator recounts a humorous and nostalgic story about his crush on a girl named Emily from his elementary school days. This crush story serves as the central narrative, illustrating the innocence and simplicity of early childhood attractions, highlighting the social dynamics between boys and girls at that age, and how such early experiences can leave a lasting impression, as evidenced by the narrator's claim of still having the 'evidence' of this crush.

💡Email Exchange

Email exchange in this context refers to the digital communication between the narrator and his elementary school crush, Emily. Despite the lack of interaction in person, the exchange of emails becomes a significant point of connection between them. The narrator humorously details how, after not speaking to each other again in person, they continued their interaction through emails. This mode of communication highlights the evolving ways children connect and express interest in each other, especially when direct communication may feel daunting or is not feasible.

💡Crush Stories

Crush stories are personal anecdotes about individuals' experiences and feelings towards someone they have a crush on. The script is structured around a series of these stories, shared among friends, each with its unique circumstances and outcomes. These narratives serve to explore the theme of romantic and platonic attractions, showcasing the diversity of experiences individuals have with their crushes, ranging from unrequited love to humorous misunderstandings and interactions.

💡Merchandise Promotion

Merchandise promotion within the script refers to the humorous segue the characters make from discussing crush stories to promoting their merchandise, which includes hats, shirts, sweatshirts, stickers, and socks. This transition illustrates the blending of personal storytelling with commercial interests, a common practice in content creation where personal narratives are used to engage the audience before introducing promotional content.

💡Awkward Interactions

Awkward interactions are a recurring theme in the crush stories, where characters recount moments of misunderstanding, embarrassment, or miscommunication with their crushes. For example, the narrator's story about being unable to provide a phone number to his crush due to not owning a phone, and the subsequent awkward offer of exchanging emails instead. These interactions highlight the nervousness and uncertainty often accompanying young love and the humorous outcomes that can result from attempts to navigate these feelings.

💡Delayed Response

A delayed response refers to the narrator's peculiar habit of replying to his crush's emails years later, which is humorously portrayed as part of his 'Elementary School Riz'. This behavior illustrates the theme of missed connections and the whimsical way in which people can reflect on past interactions with humor and regret. The exaggerated delay in responding serves to amplify the comedic element of the story, showcasing how time can change perspectives on past crushes.

💡Riz

Riz, in the context of the script, refers to one's skill or technique in wooing or attracting a crush. The narrator and his friends use the term humorously to describe their actions and strategies in trying to impress their crushes, despite the often awkward or ineffective outcomes. For instance, the narrator describes his email exchanges and delayed responses as showcasing his 'Elementary School Riz', highlighting the playful and self-deprecating way individuals can discuss their attempts at romance.

💡Unrequited Love

Unrequited love is a theme touched upon in the crush stories, where the feelings of the narrator or characters are not reciprocated by their crushes, or the interactions do not lead to a romantic relationship. This theme is explored through the humorous recounting of failed attempts to connect with or impress their crushes, reflecting the common experience of one-sided affection, especially in the context of youthful crushes.

💡Nostalgia

Nostalgia is a key theme of the video, as the characters reminisce about their past crushes from elementary school and beyond. The recounting of these stories evokes a sense of longing for the simplicity and innocence of childhood feelings and experiences. The script uses nostalgia to connect with the audience, inviting them to reflect on their own past crushes and the humorous, poignant, or awkward moments that accompanied them.

💡Social Dynamics

Social dynamics in the script refer to the interactions and behaviors between different groups of people, such as boys and girls in elementary school, and how societal norms influence their interactions. The script humorously addresses the tendency for boys and girls to stick with their own groups and the challenges this poses for expressing interest in a crush. It reflects on the complexities of navigating social expectations and the awkwardness that can arise from attempts to breach these divides.

Highlights

Introduction to sharing crush stories from childhood involving a wide range of crushes including girls, boys, animals, robots, and cartoons.

A story of holding onto elementary school crush evidence for years, highlighting childhood innocence and attachment.

The alpha male narrative in elementary school, humorously portraying attention from a wide audience including women, men, and teachers.

The crush, 'Emily D', was in every class, showcasing the heightened significance of elementary school crushes.

The humorous depiction of childhood attraction based solely on gender.

A crush story turning into a merch promotion, blending humor with marketing.

The unexpected approach by a crush in elementary school, leading to a humorous exchange about not having a phone.

The transition from asking for a phone number to asking for an email, highlighting the communication methods of the time.

The amusing confession of replying to a crush's email two years later, emphasizing procrastination and missed opportunities.

The story concludes with a humorous twist on political crushes, specifically on Nancy Pelosi, blending politics with personal narratives.

A failed attempt to impress a crush in elementary school by jumping off a swing, ending in physical comedy.

A crush on Dora the Explorer, revealing childhood innocence and the attraction to fictional characters.

A story of love leading to academic downfall, humorously blaming a crush for being placed in a 'stupid class'.

The realization that being madly in love can lead to unforeseen consequences, such as being transferred to a basement class.

The narrative ends with a call to action to buy merch, humorously tying back to the crush theme.

Transcripts

00:00

crushes we all had them girls boys

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animals robots cartoons we're going to

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be telling our funniest Crush stories

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and at the end you're going to know who

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Everyone likes I'm a crush on you get

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away from me I'm going to tell you guys

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a true Crush story that happened in

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elementary school and I still have the

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evidence to this day for some reason

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what do you mean evidence bro has been

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holding on to this for the rest of his

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life I've been keeping it a lock bro

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still waiting for her to say yes bro

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so back in my Peak Elementary School you

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know the peak of all Peak people you

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know the alpha male I was okay obviously

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I received a lot of attention from women

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and you know even some men and you know

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even some teachers teachers teachers

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what do you mean by that I had this

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crush on this girl for a long time we

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we'll call her Emily D Emily a baddie

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yo in elementary

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school thatway is in elementary school

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still she was in every single one of my

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class classes for math science

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literature you name it okay we were in

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all our classes we we never really

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talked to each other but that was kind

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of normal in elementary school you know

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like the boys sticked with the boys and

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the girls sticked with the girls you

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know and

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honestly exactly and you know honestly I

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didn't know anything about her all I

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knew is that she was female and I liked

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it good enough and I liked it it's crazy

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dang sxi been looking fine recently oo

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you

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noce it must be my look maxing routine

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100 reps of mewing 100 reps of Hunter

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eyes 100 reps of looking in the mirror

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and being depressed uh I don't think

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it's like that I think it's the hot new

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merch you got on dang straight man we

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got hats we got shirts we got

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sweatshirts all the things you would

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expect from socks merch what about we

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even got stickers put them on your PC

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put them on your phone put them on your

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dog my dog wa that's the cutest stuff

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I've ever seen what about you know socks

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you you think I'm stupid or something

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you you think I'm are you calling me an

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idiot are you trying to call me out of

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course we got

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sucks and they're comfy too click the

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link in the description and get some

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merch today at socks

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store all right one day the strangest

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thing happened okay she actually came up

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to me wait found okay this is where this

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starts this is fake this is where it

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start gets made up oh oh dude wait till

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the evidence comes in my bro it's going

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to blow your mind goodz you have it's

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going to blow your mind you're going to

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be mind blown he actually came up to me

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like why did she approach me okay I

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stared blankly like into her eyes I

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didn't even say anything like what was

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there to say and then she asked me for

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my

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number what you had Elementary School

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you had a phone at elementary school

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well that's what I'm saying I I stare

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blankly into her eyes Okay my cross just

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asked me for my number but you know

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what's crazier than that I I didn't

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who had a phone in elementary school and

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I'm pretty sure they didn't even exist

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back then bro how old are you I'm like

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10 or something or nine okay hold are

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you now cuz just to have phones back

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then I I didn't even get a flip phone

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till High School okay high school phone

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a

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flip how are you real I forgot how young

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that way was I thought that was only in

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shows bro

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what how young are you people actually

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went around dude people went around it

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all makes sense that you are actually 14

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it actually makes sense think it's in

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the show it means it existed once Ali do

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not be talking you need a cave bro I

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don't want to hear it oh my God bro why

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is she catching a stray damn well okay

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dude she asked me for my number right so

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I didn't I didn't have a phone so I

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stared directly into her eyes with no

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reasoning and I just said no wow the

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game you got is crazy the rizzler the

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rizzler I get it he's playing the long

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game he's playing the he's playing can't

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catch me game I I followed up quickly I

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said I don't have a phone I I thought

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that would be the end of it you know I

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thought she would just walk off but no

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she smiled and said what about an email

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email listen you guys might have been in

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elementary school but you guys y'all are

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old that heart holy crap email email was

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the thing back then okay email was a

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thing there was nothing else there was

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no there was no Facebook or Myspace that

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didn't exist bro there's something crazy

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called Picto chat bro just DS up what is

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pin Chad I are you guys bro I do not

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want to be in but and I did have an

04:36

email so I wrote it down and I gave it

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to her okay I just gave my crush my

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email okay and she just walked off and

04:43

we never talked ever again okay for the

04:45

rest of the school day I was still in

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shock and to be honest I didn't know

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what just happened as soon as I got home

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I checked my PC and she sent me an email

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oh she said won't you and you know

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what's going to be really funny it's

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time to show you my Elementary School

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Riz because I I have all the emails that

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I sent to

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the every single one first she sent me

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an email on February 27th 2012

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20 2012 she said hey Nick what's up how

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wait okay before you like keep going how

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did you find it how did you find this he

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started he started why did you start bro

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have you been just looking back on this

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every single day single day I told you

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this is the peak of my life I mean

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everything's downhill after this I still

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waiting for for her to say yeah bro so

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okay she sent me a message so you know I

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got to show her my Elementary School RZ

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right so you know I I I send her the

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classic you know I said this I say not

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much just sitting around waiting for my

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piano teacher to come you oh yo you

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smart you showing her I had the Emojis

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on

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Deck I cannot make this up this is so so

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true this is I tell you I I got the best

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risk cuz you know what she sends right

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back that's so weird I just got back

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from piano she plays piano too I'm F in

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it's written in the stars no way she's

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lying no way locked in is crazy Bros

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been locked in since the since grade one

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I I don't reply to this I don't reply to

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this okay I don't reply lock down okay

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she follows up she doubles down she

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double down again and she sends me a

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picture of her dog want to see my new

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puppy his name is Sparky a cute puppy

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and I don't really hate cats by the way

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I actually kind of like them which I

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don't understand so I might have said

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something in school because she's

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replying to my last message so it

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doesn't really make sense we got a

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picture of her dog things are happening

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what did you do what did you do next I

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reply 2 years later 2 years you can't do

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that I've been very busy I say hey sorry

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I have not been responding in a while

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I've been very busy that is a very cool

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dog by the way did you get a phone by

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that or something did you graduate what

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happened she probably doesn't even have

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that email anymore does she reply please

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tell me she replies right away on the

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same day that's damn 2 years later she

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says no worries how's life sent from an

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iPhone so she's upgraded it's a whole

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new it's a whole new century so she she

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says no worries how's life so this is my

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chance okay I haven't responded in 2

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years Dam

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I can redemption right and you know I

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actually follow back you know right

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right away I said this long story short

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I'm at tennis School bro that the W RZ

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and honestly that you might think that

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like would turn her away no she replied

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right away wow really that's cool still

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in NC or like boarding school she's

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engaged she's engaged what

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engaged are you sure these aren't AI

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generated comments God I will show you I

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will pull up the eail after this and

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I'll will show you it's all real can I

08:01

Emil her that would be kind of weird

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maybe that would be so fun who freaking

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asked that but you know this is like the

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most conversation I ever had with like a

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female so that was too much I had to

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close it right I had to say you know

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still here in NC but I got to go to

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sleep now I'm waking up 5:00 for

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practice and she said oh my God have fun

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it's 8:00 p.m. I had to go to bed I had

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to go to Old Man bedtime that was our

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whole conversation was that it that's it

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that's all but it gets better turns out

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there's other email threads that we had

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so this was just one email thread there

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was another one this one's actually this

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has even better RZ than the first one

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she said hey Nick I saw your riding your

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bike oh my God just looking for you w

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she noticed you why don't you approach

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each other so weird you know we never

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talk to each other in person and you

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know maybe I I I should have asked you

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know want to go like a park or something

09:00

do some activity you know you know what

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I did LOL Bro you suck at this how how

09:06

is she still text you like were you like

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were you a cool kid told peak of the

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peak wait wait wait wait I'm just

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realizing you texted her 13 days later

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oh yeah that's how much I care Y no

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that's the Riz girls like it when you

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seem uninterested s bro you were making

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like Minecraft faction videos on

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tutorials no this was before that I

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wasn't even dude I was nine are you sure

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that this was your first crush doesn't

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seem like you had a crush under at all

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dude honestly I don't even think like

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you could have a crush that young to be

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honest I don't I don't know I think

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female were just like wo females you

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know but yeah that was my insane

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Elementary School RZ and honestly I'm

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pretty proud of myself you know and uh

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this is not even a crush story then if

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you're proud of my RZ you should

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subscribe you'll never guess who My

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First Crush was I actually know the date

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January 22nd at 2:00 p.m. damn you know

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the time 2024 I just found out about her

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maybe today I don't know but okay I'm

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going to give you a little hint I'm

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going to try to maybe you guys can

10:06

figure it out she has brown hair wait so

10:08

wait wait what what was the date again

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January 22nd 2024 2:

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p.m. wait earlier today at 2 p.m. okay

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let's just let's just okay guys don't

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research don't look into it okay was

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this GI to no no Alie no please

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leave beautiful blue eyes her name

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starts with an n that is taste

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representative oh my

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shut who is this ncy Pelosi who the

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isn't she like a hundred years old let

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me S an image I need images I need I I

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don't know who this such a low quality

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image I got you I got you guys I got you

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guys look muffin she doesn't have blue

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eyes oh my God her skin is like ripe

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it's ready to peel off don't judge a

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book by its cover okay yeah I'm just

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going to say this bro I looked up Nancy

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Pelosi and this popped up I'm just

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putting that out there like like I don't

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no just the way she talks I just can't I

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just makes my heart how does she talk

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she she's like Hey kid say hey and like

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the way she talks makes my heart just

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flutter and you might be into my grandma

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bro should I put you on okay is she a

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conservative I don't really know what

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she is okay I'm just I just love the way

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she is I got DMS got DMS from her n

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Pelosi was dming a

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minor don't okay let me send my images

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let me send the first

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DM my

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go hey baby heyy you said that he said

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that an hour ago that was not even an

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hour ago he's an hour behind teamm that

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was like a couple

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minutes no no no she sent that to you

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yeah that was definitely her DM I didn't

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say hey baby sir don't read the bottom

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text of that image by the way don't read

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she must have saw uh saxophone buys you

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Amazon package so that that's all we

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have uh chatted so far but this is where

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the story goes down a wrong holes ever

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heard of um Paul Pelos who are these

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political figures muffin apparently

12:01

she's married eliminate the competition

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this little stinker took her listen

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muffin just because it's a goalkeeper

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doesn't mean you can't score you know

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what I'm saying you can be the mistress

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what he can be the mistress okay let me

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show you the real reason why she's just

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so great let me just send it that's oh

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my God I might be in love with her is

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that like a billion dollars dude I'm I'm

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I'm going to rate that uh one Nancy

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Pelosi head that's a pretty good rating

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out of out of 10 what about you TVH you

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got one uh I you know I have a few a few

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this brings me back to elementary school

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okay uh wait how old were you in like

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first grade like what three no what your

12:41

first crush was when you were 3 years

12:43

old in first grade I don't know if the

12:45

age matches up like s years old first

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grade okay for the sake of the story I

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don't remember the girl's name because

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she was not that important anymore I'm

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going to call her shy you got say with

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the whole

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acty exactly exactly exactly me and this

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girl basically talked every day she was

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like my first best friend she wants you

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she wants you yeah see I didn't know

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anything about feelings or anything like

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that I just knew that like you know I

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talk to this person and I'm like

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competent of her existence and that's it

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I don't have her number don't know where

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she lives don't really care about her

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outside of school but she was my best

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friend at the time okay then right this

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is where all went down in she worked for

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the government and she was tracking your

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location to send you back where you came

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from

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anyway she was your sister but that

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would have been a

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bonus why are you guys so mean to me so

13:37

the story goes downhill when one day

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we're having lunch okay I was a pretty

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fat kid so I had my mom made me lunch

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and then I went got school lunch and

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then I got to the vending machine okay

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so I was I was like a ball okay I was a

13:47

little rly Polly ball okay and I had to

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sneeze really bad right so you know like

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I don't like you know what air people

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sneeze

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they right like how like dads usually do

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that's like all Air people okay there's

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a problem okay mid sneeze it it was like

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stuck oh no so I I so I do like a I do

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like a little cough sneeze and this is

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the problem right so you know up that

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movie made me cry yeah right but you

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know like all the balloons I'm so s now

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shut up this is why you got ghosted now

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imagine all these balloons okay were one

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big giant bubble that came out of my

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nose I was basically

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levitating did she slurp it up like a

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snack no she listen that's devious that

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is I don't how do I even respond to that

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I blow this giant bubble I start

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floating okay and I'm I'm you blow

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up I am levitating in the spot okay and

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then the the bubble pops and I fall back

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into my seat right and I'm embarrassed

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I'm

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like that's like the sound like a

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seven-year-old Shi looks at me and she

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she covers her mouth and she go and then

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she's dying of laughing in in front of

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me okay and now I'm like embarrassed

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like I don't want to I don't want to

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ever look at you again I hate you now

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okay I I despise you right but this is

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the problem she laughed so she liked me

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more now she like Fallen madly in love

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with me she would not leave me alone but

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now I'm like severely embarrassed I

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don't even want to deal with this person

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ever again in my life that's Riz so for

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like the rest of our time in school when

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we went to school for like another like

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5 6 Years cuz we had like the same

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school zone I just refused to talk to

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this girl and every time I talk to her I

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would just be an absolute meanie B

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beanie pants okay and that's how the

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Wizler Wiz so basically you you had a